Tuesday, September 3, 2019

A letter from AB

To whom it may concern(you know who you are),
Firstly I want to wish you and your wife a happy marriage.
How do I know you ask? I have my sources.
But that doesn’t matter right now.
Marriage is what brings people together, and can save familial ties and the whole business.
However, now it is time for the grown up discussion.
You know what it means when people get these types of letters.
It has come to my attention that your dues have been slacking,
and we are in fact losing money when it comes to our arrangement.
And you know what that means.
This means the respect between us is degrading,
and we can’t have that happening now can we. 
Now you have been very true to our arrangement, so I will be lenient for now.
However, your dues have been increased because of your negligence,
so I expect compliance from here on out.
If you don’t, who knows when you might have an accident.
It would be a terrible shame for such newlyweds.
Remember that.
Yours truly,

AB

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